So, you've got your dream date over to your place, and suddenly you’re feeling a little nervous. Is this really gonna happen?
But you’re wearing tighty-whities.
Wake up and smell the opportunity. You wouldn’t be so worried if three hours ago you’d put on some DickPrints.
Seriously, give your manhood a better home. One 3-pack of crappy cotton briefs a year is not going to make you feel great. And your nasty grandpa underwear doesn’t light anyone’s fire.
So, you've got your dream date over to your place, and suddenly you’re feeling a little nervous. Is this is really gonna happen?
But you’re wearing tighty-whities. Yeah, it's still going to happen, but wake up and smell the opportunity. You wouldn’t be so worried if three hours ago you’d put on some DickPrints.
Seriously, give your manhood a better home. One 3-pack of crappy cotton briefs a year is not going to make you feel great. And your nasty grandpa underwear doesn’t light anyone’s fire.
Get in the habit of tossing out one or two pairs of old, frayed, stained, or stretched-out underwear every month. Replace immediately with new, sexy, high-performance DickPrint underwear.
Think of it as a small monthly fee for entrance into manhood.
Start with 3 pairs for nights out, just in case you get lucky. Grow your collection by adding a few new pairs monthly. Oh, and stop relying on luck.
Start with 7 pairs (a one-week supply). Do your laundry often. Build up to a two-week supply. Make sure everyone knows how great your manhood feels.
Sweat is a part of your life - and this is fucking awesome. You need two pairs a day, with a two to three week supply.
The world is yours, and we are all in awe of your prowess. You need a pair for every occasion.
This is how much the average American woman spends a year on underwear, bras, lingerie, and swimsuits.
Why? To feel great and look great all the time. Women cite ‘feeling sexy underneath’ as one of the main reasons to wear great underwear every day.
This is how much the average guy spends. Yeah, we suck.
Why? Because men are lazy fucks who don’t think anybody cares. Trust us, great underwear makes you feel great and lasts a lot longer.
